i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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