When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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