? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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