Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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