I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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