? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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