last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
honey bunches of taint.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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