I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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