I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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