Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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