we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
