I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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