are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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