awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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