Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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