the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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