Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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