i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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