You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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