You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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