Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
how does that bad decision feel?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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