At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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