we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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