it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
You can't motorboat a personality
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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