The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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