Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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