I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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