So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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