idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just want to make out with him forever
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Come on in and take your pants off
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