508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.