Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does