Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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