I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Such a big mess for such a small penis