Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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