you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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