dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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