So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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