I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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