i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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