Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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