I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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