if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
