eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
All I want is dick and wine.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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