Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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