i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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