I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Found the puke drawer
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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