so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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