S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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