Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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