You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Holy shit dude........stairs
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
