glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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