i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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