Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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