Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
