protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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