yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need to sanitize my soul.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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