Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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