IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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