we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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